were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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