ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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