why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
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As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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