hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.