Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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