Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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