I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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