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(406): View more from Montana

Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer

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(206): View more from Washington

Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.

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(212): View more from New York

The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.

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(801): View more from Utah

that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow

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(480): View more from Arizona

... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?

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(415): View more from California

You kept trying to hail an ambulance

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(618): View more from Illinois

I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.

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(407): View more from Florida

he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet

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