Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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