So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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