Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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