Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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