Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He better not be in your backpack
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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