Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm at about main and main street
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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