Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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