It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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