Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
