I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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