dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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