We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
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Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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