Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
