Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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