Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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