Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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