the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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