"it" just moved
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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