okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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