Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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