That's intense
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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