it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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