I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
mondays should just be called national damage control day
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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