so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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