if i can run in heels then i can drive
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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