Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
His nipple licking is glorious
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