thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
smell my finger.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
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I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type