I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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