ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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