this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
we should paint friendship bongs
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