My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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