Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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