Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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