yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
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That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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