I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
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You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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