How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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