um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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