that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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