Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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