the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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