Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
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He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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