i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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