i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
