ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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